"Do you like Thomas Jefferson or James Madison better?"
"I KNEW IT! We were destined to be together. Who else could know you like I do??"
"Here honey, I just read this article about Thomas Hardy in the New Yorker. I saved it for you."
"Wow. I love Sergeant Troy."
"Yeah. Well. The article went flying over my head, anyway."
"Gosh, maybe I should read "The Woodlanders...."