"Not only is Rihanna's outfit vaginally questionable, but it's been DONE. And better. I can't believe I'm calling this seafoam vulva strap "better," but you know, it's all relative. The greatest sin when squeezing sequins onto your crotch is having it look mundane. Rihanna is usually leading the pack of crazies, but that performance outfit feels like refried Gaga with a side of expired Monistat. I expect more."
Entire post here. I shan't boil your eyeball jelly with the images.