Monday, November 24, 2008

Things I've heard this week:

1. "I don't want to be old and dried up when I'm like 30. (pause) But you're not like that, ma'am."

2. "I dreamed I had candy in my pants."

3. "The mouths of the people will drop. open."

4. "You, as the conductor, are in full control of your musicians."

Who said it?

a. Sexy musical artiste
b. my son
c. a grocery bagger
d. one of my preschool students

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