My son tossed his bathing suit into the toilet, thinking he was putting it in the shower. My daughter never flushes after pooping. The washing machine is currently running.
This after hanging at Lynn's pool and her baby pooped in his swim diaper (this is a very, very horrible phenomena if you are not familiar with it). This action caused her daughter to throw up. Then the diaperless baby peed on my swim bag. What could we do but laugh?
I'm happy to report that I had diarrhea three times today. No salmonella - just the normal life of a 40 year old woman, it seems.
Field Day took place in heat, humidity, and goose droppings.
And don't get me started about the cat.