Last night, at a Board meeting for a sweet, tiny non-profit, I was asked to give the fundraising report. I had been pleased that my Board appeal for donations had been met earlier in the night by one member plunking down a $100 bill on the table, so I thanked him first thing -
- by saying, "That's awesome that (name) gave a G-spot".
Obviously, I meant C-note.
Children were present.
I had two vodka tonics after arriving home.