You know, it's true: J. Lo did indeed "float in on a cloud of glamour". Read more here.

I know, I know...but technically it is not celebrity news, per se. It is celebrity style-bashing, completely different animal.

I'm trying to get my mind off of the moaning from the corner. My poor husband had four wisdom teeth extracted this morning, and where he was cute and funny and pathetic earlier he is now swollen and miserable and pathetic. Sad.

I'm trying to be a good nurse. I've only dozed off once, and have not yet had any wine. I've prepared lots of drinks and broths, and I've asked lots of questions, such as "Can I change your gauze?" and "Is it time for me to insert the Phenergan suppository yet?"